Precious/New Moon

Well....That's about all I can say about "Precious". May Berry is speechless. I was sort of looking forward to seeing this. Concerned about the eclectic casting, and trying to tell this dark story. I was afraid it would be a nightmare. Artistic endeavors that involve such stories can be disappointing. This movie was acted, filmed, cast, and executed in such a way that even as it got darker and darker I was aware something important was happening. This story is unbelievable...I sigh with relief this is a work of fiction. Even in her circumstances this young woman gives us something..she gives us the gift of hope, of committing, of reaching for things that seem almost impossible for some and embarrassingly easy for others. She says,in one scene, that she never talked in class before. The teacher asks her how it made her feel. Precious simply replies "here, it makes me feel here". This movie sure is. I will be rooting for awards for this movie and everyone that touched it.

On the other hand...(notice who got the small poster)"New Moon" was everything I expected it not to be..boring, longish,and pointless. If you feel like watching some beautiful Indian boys with no shirts on..then your home. May Berry squirmed in delight!! As far as our drab heroine and the not-as-hot as I remembered "Edward". Ehh. How much rain can there be? How boring and miserable can you be and still expect us to get it? I recommend reading the books from here out if you are going to understand this series of films. It makes me sad,that in the long run,"Precious " may be outshone by this watery mess.

Enough of that, I have to go get my face together and get outside! Honestly, there must be a man out there ...I see them all over the place! I just have to put on my Farragamos and chase one(or two)down! I'll call and let you know how it goes...Don't wait up!

Eating Out all you can eat

Sometimes May Berry is blessed with a stunning find...tonight it arrived in the form of "Eating Out all you can eat". This is a gay treasure. As a bonus it even features Mink Stole(of John Waters/Divine fame) and that funny little gay man Leslie from designing women. This low budget diamond(or would that be rhinestone)is thoughtfully cast, charmingly acted, and leaves you feeling great. I think I shall be stealing lines from this very clever script for days to come. May Berry says if you don't find and watch this then you're dumber than a flock of Palins!(A stolen line!) Oh, kids, I am going to bed now. Happy for the moment of bright, fresh cinema.
Love ya, mean it! Don't forget, see this damned film!

Terra/2012

Hello Darlings big and small!

I recently went for a well deserved "girl's night out". Oh my, what an adventure I had with my elegantly attired favorite red head! Along the way we stopped at Terra, a truly terrific little gem. Please check their website, and do yourself the favor of stopping in for a perfect martini garnished with hand stuffed olives. Yes Virginia, they hand stuff the olives! Or you could have a mixed drink with fresh squeezed juice. Or choose a wine off of one of the best wine lists I have seen in a while. Are you getting the idea? With this just at the bar, imagine what kind of marvelous things happen in the dining room!

Well, after a delightful evening,that May Berry remembers most of...I thought I would take it easy and watch the would be smash "2012". Easy would be one way to describe this low browed adventure. The lack off character development, and over the top CGI smash-em-up leaves me to believe this is another horrific heterosexual blunder. WOW is a good word for the really cool action, but the badly acted script should have just been left out. I was so not invested in these people. I really cared little whether they survived the calamity or not. With of course the exception of Sasha the Russian pilot...holy cow...he alone is worth the price of admission!

Well, my dears I must off to shop for the perfect black ensemble to go see "New Moon". I'm thinking it should be something with a plunging neckline(for easy vampire access) and a coordinating leash, in case I meet a delicious Native American werewolf.

Till next time...smooches!

Bullocks Bollocks/All About NOOOOO

Hello my Delicious Delights! Sorry I have not checked in recently, sadly I have had little to report. Work is very busy right now, but I was going to watch a movie for us tonight. Then I saw her outfit! I couldn't even bear the thought. OMG!Please somebody stop the world and let me off! I would be mad at my 19 year old cousin for looking this bad...but I think we all know this Knock kneed, umbrella wielding woman, who looks to be in the middle of a nervous break down or a shattering orgasm, is older than that!

I should really remove the poster, but I knew if you didn't see it you wouldn't believe it! Well,I am going now so that I can put one well pedicured foot in the tub and put my perfectly pink tongue on a battery. Maybe some home made shock therapy will erase this not so LaCroix image from my head!

For those of you who left comments ..a very special hello ! And don't forget to start saving your coins for Black Friday! Call you later!

Willie Nelson/ This Is It

Hello my Little Drops of Sunshine!

All I have to say is WOW! I really had a great time at the Willie Nelson concert last night. Even at a thousand years old he still delivered a two hour set, with no stops. He sang our old favorites, and some stuff he has never recorded and we loved it all! I would encourage anyone who is even thinking about going, to go see this living legend.

Speaking of legends, I watched the Michael Jackson movie "This Is It". This is a look at what was easily going to be the greatest concert ever thrown. There are no interviews with M.J., as this was rehearsal footage for his own use, but you do get to watch this man work. At fifty years old, he is just amazing. May Berry was surprised at how kind he was with those around him. In this age of "Divas" if anyone could get away with being one it would be M.J.

He was soft spoken, well mannered,composed, and very exacting. He is like a musical surgeon, or dancing sculptor. Every move precise, every note on the money. No flaws got past him, and because of his comportment, everybody was on board. I somehow don't think Brittany(shave your head and show your junk) Spears has this much control, or that Madonna (with the store bought English accent)would be so absolutely good natured.

There are many reasons to see this film, but mostly because it does give us that glimpse of what could have been. It could have been the most unforgettable eye candy experience ever.

I must admit that May Berry was stood up for a shopping date! So I am still longing to get my fingernails(and toenails) on that perfect color. My colors are definitely not "blush and bashful"! Is there a color that says both "Hey, step aside, class act here!" and "If you buy me a drink, I might well let you call me by the wrong name and spank me!"? I sure hope so!!

Oh well, got to dash, early day tomorrow...Love ya..Mean it!...I'll call you later...

Black Devil Doll Mud

My goodness, the things I do for y'all! May Berry loves a good bad movie and I have certainly found one! "Black Devil Doll" is the pornographic story of a possessed ventriloquist dummy, with a chip on his shoulder. Do not be confused,this movie is not for everyone. It is a one hour and thirteen minute extravaganza of bad jokes, lesbian love, and a murderous sex machine( The black devil doll)with a bent for boinking dead white girls. It is offensive on every level and I think(I'm not sure)that I would place it in the top ten best worst movies...Oh, and they thank the Rev Al Sharpton in the credits..Ha! Oh, I almost forgot to mention the half puppet mulatto baby..yikes!
Well my dears it is getting late and I still have to apply my Nars mud mask from Neiman Markus. Also I think my pussy needs brushing and a little trim..His nails are getting a bit long.
Goodnight all! I am looking forward to seeing the great Willy Nelson tomorrow night with my favorite country girl Pearly May...I guess for one night there will be two coal miner's daughters!
I'll call you after the concert!

Mountains Deliverance

Good morning ! I hope you all got something sweet for Halloween! I got a seventeen hour work day, and the great pleasure of seeing one of my beautiful work friends celebrating her marriage. What a treat, no tricks!

Well, obviously Pearly May and I have arrived home from our trip to the mountains. It was gorgeous, the leaves were changing. Everything was all red and gold, the air was brisk and clean, and the people were very friendly. We stayed at a little hotel in Brevard, N.C. (a la Norman Bates) where almost all of the letters in the neon sign lit up and, apparently, they were rationing hot water. It was a refreshing shower to say the least!

When in Brevard May Berry insists that you stop by Downtown Chocolates. This perfect little shop is filled with amazing handmade chocolate in many gourmet flavors(curry, strawberry balsamic, lavender etc..)and like everything in brevard is seemingly under priced.

After leaving Brevard we hopped over to Asheville, and visited a couple of museum quality galleries and went to one of my favorite shoe stores Tops. I got a great deal on some butch Steve Maddens. After endless miles of shopping and more than a little driving we are home safe and sound!

Speaking of getting home, no trip to the mountains would be complete without a reference to "Deliverance"(dingdingding..ding ding). An award winner from 1972, this is James Dickey's story of a bunch of uppity business men from uppity Atlanta going on a boys weekend , that ends in sodomy and murder! Oh my goodness that Burt Reynolds is looking mighty hot, but nooo! it is that wretched Ned Beatty that shows us his dingy tighty whiteys and gets to play a game of hillbilly pin the tail on the piggy. At any rate, this is a priceless gem for a Sunday afternoon, if nothing else, for the dueling banjo scene(no really,they play banjos).

Well I have to go, I have a shopping date with my lovely Redhead from work. I think I need a new nail color. Something that says "I deserve respect...and a spanking"!

I promise I wont wait so long for our next chat..I'll call ya later!